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It's Time To Put My Five-State Killing Spree Behind Us
John Bentley Clarkson, ex-convict and regular Confusion Road contributor, explains why we need to move beyond the past and look forward to the future.
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Obama Launches Economic Reassurance Plan

Trying to soothe the nation's jangled nerves, President Barack Obama has launched a "national reassurance plan" aimed at restoring faith in the economy. The centerpiece of the plan is a series of comforting speeches that Obama will give twice a day for the duration of the crisis.
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Bogus Trend Stories Taking Journalism By Storm
They can be surprising, amusing or downright terrifying, but they grab your attention with a tantalizing glimpse into the future. They're bogus trend stories, and more and more of them are appearing in the nation's newspapers, TV news shows and web sites.
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Stock Market Hits Lowest Level Since 1066
A key index of U.S. stock market performance dropped sharply again yesterday, reaching its lowest level since the Norman Conquest a thousand years ago. Economists say they see no sign of the market hitting bottom, while President Barack Obama offered much-needed words of encouragement.
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Broad Generalizations Usually Wrong, Study Shows
Sweeping generalizations commonly reported in the news media, on subjects ranging from science to health to politics, are usually misguided and can even be dangerous, a new study shows.
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I Believe That Children Are The Future, And That Is Why I Am An Illegal Downloader
An modern revolutionary talks about why downloading things you didn't pay for isn't about getting free stuff. It's about the children.
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I Am Only A Murderer From Your Limited Western Point Of View
Convicted felon John Bentley Clarkson explains how Eastern spiritual thinking can help enlighten us about his recent killing spree.
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